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Secrets, Secrets Are No Fun…

Secrets, Secrets Are No Fun…

September 12, 2019

I am the luckiest gal on the internet, besides that little kid on YouTube who’s getting investigated. I won tickets to see Hamilton so I’ll be pretty damn insufferable for a few days. Sorry! But Ryan Kaji’s parents will be more sorry because they might lose some of their $22 million dollars. Film their opening & reaction to that!

I caught up with Married at First Sight (10:24) and uncovered a family secret kept by Amber’s mother. Trust me on this one. Over on Love After Lockup (25:03), we meet Daniel who shares a lot in common with my own family tree. Jesus take the wheel! Finally, I wrap up with 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (34:15) where Michael & Angela bring the 2 sides of the political aisle together in mutual disgust. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!

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Turd Burglar Comedy Hour

Turd Burglar Comedy Hour

September 5, 2019

Wedding Bells are ringing for Gypsy Rose Blanchard and I got my hands on her interview with E! It’s a Love After Lockup-meets-true crime miracle! Speaking of Love After Lockup (12:35), Cheryl dazzles us with her cute nickname and Virginia makes prison a delight.

On TLC’s Unexpected (26:01), McKayla makes me crave Xanax and causes a perfectly good meatball to go to waste. Over on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (42:24), Jihoon tap dances his way out of responsibility and Tiffany steals the show by wearing COLORS!SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!

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Taxi Cabs & Confessions

Taxi Cabs & Confessions

August 28, 2019

I have some very special loves who are NOT locked up to thank this week. God Bless America & some badass Apples! 

Then we’re off to LaLa Land! Not Los Angeles, Love After Lockup fantasy land where it’s totally not a problem to ditch your kids for prisoners! Totally normal. Cheryl gets her FLDS on & Lacey makes me miss Muppet Babies. Later, Iris shares a very personal secret on Married at First Sight (22:26). Don’t worry, it’s not her precious gift. Never. It will never involve her gift. Ever. Did you hear that Keith? Lastly, a REAL precious gift, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (48:15). So many cranial logistics to ponder, such little head room. 

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Floor is Lava

Floor is Lava

August 22, 2019

Current obsessions? Netflix’s Mindhunter, 60 Days in Narcoland, and being that asshole who’s still talking about Hamilton. Of course we have to talk about 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (7:14) because how can I not talk about DARCEY CONTRACTING EBOLA, SYPHILLIS, STREP THROAT and ASTHMA in that bathroom. I hate humans.

A new season of Love After Lockup (26:27) was the breath of fresh that I needed after that season with the Clints. New felons, new families, and new lip fillers to snark on is truly a gift from the reality heavens. Rounding things out, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (47:41) which threw us a plot twist I was not prepared for. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!

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Dick, Dork or Douchebag?

Dick, Dork or Douchebag?

August 15, 2019

So much has happened this past week! I saw Hamilton, tried a new donut place, heard about the Epstein conspiracies and pretended to be shocked about Miley Cyrus & a Hemsworth kid.

Then I watched 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (11:56) and remembered why screen printing shops aren’t always fun & kitchy. Love After Lockup (33:19) is about to get the snooze button from me, but Married at First Sight (42:27) got heated this week! The Seinfelds are on the rocks! Lastly, I dove into the new season of Unexpected (51:140) and it is not too late for you to do the same. A douchebag falls off a birthing ball. Come on, you’re going to love it…

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Michael ‘Caesar’ Scott

Michael ‘Caesar’ Scott

August 8, 2019

I’m back from a little summer break and I almost got Orange is the New Black’d. Seriously. After the highlight of my summer, we dive into the new season of 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days (9:19). It will take me at least 90 days to remember how to spell Caesar. Over on 90 Day The Other Way (25:09), Evelin may smile once and Paul might have shit in his rubber pants.

Love After Lockup (38:15) has a real winner on their hands and his name is Lamar. He’s technically a hostage too, but I’m confident WeTV can work out a ransom. Lastly, we have the gem that is Married at First Sight (49:22). Jerry Seinfeld brings me to a realization about moccasins that has forever changed me, although I will never thank him because he’s a real asshole.

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Hungry Eyes

Hungry Eyes

July 18, 2019

Give me 5…shows that is! Oh yes, I’m bringing you the best & worst moments from this week’s craziest shows. *Apologies for any sound issues. They’re fixed for the future!* First up, 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After starring a deceased Coltee. With his hungry eyes for Debbie, he brought us perhaps the creepiest ending to a Dateline episode ever.

Married at First Sight (20:29) cannot get enough of the Seinfelds marital bedroom activities. Too bad Deona hasn’t gotten the memo that she, too, is on the show.

Marrying Millions (32:30) debuted our newest shit shows to watch implode, namely Billy Wonka. Strange that his millions can’t buy him teeth that don’t match traffic cones.  Over on Love After Lockup (42:52), Michael wears Trump’s old toupee as a hood and Kendall remembers to lock up his briskets.

The show is never complete without 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (53:14). Sumit will be Jenny’s hero & chase away her pain. He will stand by her forever, or until Cory makes him disappear with his black magic. You’ll get jiggy no matter what, trust me.

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Here’s Your PSA

Here’s Your PSA

July 11, 2019

It’s taken me longer than usual to get this episode out because it’s a MEGA show this week! From the shallow end of the news to Married at First Sight (12:12) and its weekly updates on Elizabeth’s uterus, I gotcha covered.

Love After Lockup (24:42) triggered my OCD tendencies in a real way. What kind of monsters are blind to symmetry?! 90 Day Fiance is feeding our souls doubly between The Other Way (43:28) and Happily Ever After (1:03:15), so let us join together in a snarky union and give thanks.

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So This is Love

So This is Love

June 27, 2019

Are you feeling the love yet? Married at First Sight is back and the couples are officially married. Did you know these are legally binding marriages? You sure? One of the women has me all kinds of annoyed so get ready to rumble. Love After Lockup (20:54) should have the USDA on high alert because there are plenty of food safety issues I have flagged in the greater Los Angeles area. 

90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (37:38) was light on the labor pains but I felt a different kind of pain watching Colt try to rationalize his behavior. Meanwhile on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (52:45), Tiffany’s son Daniel was dazzling the audience with his adorableness which offset another child who may need a little visit from Auntie Jodie.

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Como Se Dice… Why Though?

Como Se Dice… Why Though?

June 20, 2019

Summer is sizzling hot with the best of the worst of the best shows! First up, 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. Colt makes it rain camouflage recliners and Elizabeth crimps two-thirds of her hair. 

Married at First Sight is BACK (15:08)! With a new therapist on board and Dr. Pepper stepping ever closer into a Little Person diagnosis, the season starts out by matching fraternal twins separated at birth. Mazel Tov!

A week is not complete without Sumit (see what I did there?). 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (27:45) is the gift that keeps on giving…questionable grilled cheese sandwiches. There is so much to discuss so tell your inner-voice to get salty with me. 

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Tomato, Tomato, Qatar, Qatar

Tomato, Tomato, Qatar, Qatar

June 13, 2019

I said I was going to take the week off, but I have things to spread the word about (see below). So, that means you're getting recaps of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way and Smothered!

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CLarissa Mansplains It All

CLarissa Mansplains It All

June 6, 2019

FOUR hours of 90 Days Fiance this week! After learning of Colt’s pumpy & grind time at sex therapy, I’m going to need therapy of my own. Happily Every After starts out this week’s show by allowing me to vent my frustrations about Elizabeth’s candle and Andrei’s tank top. However, nothing prepared me for Robbalee’s badassness this week. 

90 Day Fiance The Other Way (29:25) may just be the best 90DF sibling. It has it ALL. I’ve never been so aghast, as well as enamored with a couple before. Who? I’ll never tell…

Jess Rothschild from Out in the Wild Podcast (1:00:44) joins me to share the incredible run-ins she’s had with our favorite reality “talent”. Ramona, LuAnn, Kate McKinnon, Julie & Brandy from The People’s Couch & Dumb Gay Politics, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Judy Gold and Bethenny! Your mind will be blown.  

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Tainted Love

Tainted Love

May 30, 2019
Netflix’s Jailbirds is my everything. I am obsessed and will be looking at my toilet in a whole new way until we get a second season. WE DESERVE A SEASON NUMBER 2! Pun totally intended because, you know, the entire series revolves around potties.

Moving on to 90 Day Fiance (28:52), we were gifted a week off from Elisabeth & Andrei… I knew Oprah would listen to our prayers. Paola continues her crusade against Oklahoma and our common sense, Pedro smiles for the first time ever, and Nicole gives us a tour of Robbalee’s K-Cup Collection.
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Episode 142: Nah Nah, Why Don’t You Get a…

Episode 142: Nah Nah, Why Don’t You Get a…

May 23, 2019

Game of Thrones is the talk of the town, but I’ve got my eyes on A Rod’s porcelain throne. A random RHOBH theory & Netflix Jailbirds round out the shallow end of the news this week. 

90 Day Fiance (13:41) left blood pressures through the roof this week. Libby could certainly play Veruca Salt for her next acting gig because the chick has Moldovian-sized balls. That’s not a good thing. Colt finds a fancy Chilis for dinner and Nicole has a drink with her Conservator Jessica. Cheers (in a glass)!

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Moms on the Rocks: This Mom’s Mission

Moms on the Rocks: This Mom’s Mission

May 17, 2019

This episode will save lives. Do you know what to do if there is a life-threatening emergency? Jodie's bestie Jackie shares the story of her son's drowning on vacation in Florida in November 2018. He survived because of CPR-trained strangers, incredible doctors & nurses, his loving family, and sprinkles of miracles throughout. This isn't just a story of survival and warnings, it's a call to action. Are you prepared?

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